Jews

Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile? He comes out from behind the bushes and says, “Hey little boy, want to buy some sweets?”

‘There is safety in numbers’ Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you are all Jews.

What do you call 1,000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like, they’re not coming back

What does a Jew with an erection get when he runs into a wall? A broken nose.

Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free!

What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips!

How many Jews does it take to open a door? Definitely more than 6 million.

Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? He comes down the chimney and says “Hi kids! You want to buy some presents?”

What’s the definition of forgiveness? A Jewish gas meter reader in Berlin.

The Jews are a bunch of stoners, they love getting baked.

Do you know how the Grand Canyon was formed? A Jew dropped a nickel into a gopher hole.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There’s gas in you’re shower, Because you’re a Jew

What’s the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout can come back from his camp!

I was in Paris on holiday and got speaking a Jewish guy on his honeymoon. I asked him where his wife was, and he said “She’s been to Paris before so I didn’t bring her.”

Whats a Jew’s worst dilemma? Free Ham.