Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile?
He comes out from behind the bushes and says, “Hey little boy, want to buy some sweets?” |
‘There is safety in numbers’
Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you are all Jews. |
What do you call 1,000 Jews on a train?
Whatever you like, they’re not coming back |
What does a Jew with an erection get when he runs into a wall?
A broken nose. |
Why are Jews noses so big?
Because air is free! |
What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe occasionally tips! |
How many Jews does it take to open a door?
Definitely more than 6 million. |
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? He comes down the chimney and says “Hi kids! You want to buy some presents?” |
What’s the definition of forgiveness?
A Jewish gas meter reader in Berlin. |
The Jews are a bunch of stoners, they love getting baked. |
Do you know how the Grand Canyon was formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel into a gopher hole. |
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There’s gas in you’re shower, Because you’re a Jew |
What’s the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout can come back from his camp! |
I was in Paris on holiday and got speaking a Jewish guy on his honeymoon. I asked him where his wife was, and he said “She’s been to Paris before so I didn’t bring her.” |
Whats a Jew’s worst dilemma?
Free Ham. |
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Posted by oprisanangel on March 19, 2010
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