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Posted by oprisanangel on March 19, 2010

Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.

He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.

Although, on the plus side, if he hadn’t have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War

Who’s the best Jewish cook?


Hitler was inspecting one of his camps when he meets a little girl.
He asks the girl how old she is and she says, “I’m turning 10 tomorrow.” to which Hitler responds, “No you’re not.”
Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. “I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up, “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill an Australian?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no-one ever asks about the Jews.”

A Jew was playing with an ashtray, when Hitler comes by and asks:
“Are you looking for someone?”
Hitler walks into a library and asks for a book on Genocide.

The librarian says “Fuck Off you won’t finish it”

I wonder if – when he was a sperm and made it to the egg, killing 40 million others – Hitler looked back and thought, “I can do better than that.”
I’m thinking of writing a romantic comedy about Hitler.

I’m going to call it “He’s Just Not That Into Jews”


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