Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris’ penis is so big, that his penis has it’s own penis which is bigger than his own penis.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.